• other person: so why do you like nicki minaj?
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: oh my god
  • me: look at her butt

green-satan:

trying to leave tumblr

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(via ruinedchildhood)

crystuls:

perks of dating me: u will be the hot one

(via unretrieved)

*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Źródło: possiblypensive, via abdelazar)

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Źródło: faithlehaane, via distraction)

carry-on-my-wayward-wanda:

August 1st, 2014.

chekhov:

My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry

(via asvprock)

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